Clinical Strength Oral Antiseptic
BLISTERINE®
Antiseptic Mouthwash
Most mouthwashes leave your mouth feeling fresh.
But how do you really know it's working?
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If it's not burning, it's not working.
Clinical Strength Oral Antiseptic
Antiseptic Mouthwash
Most mouthwashes leave your mouth feeling fresh.
But how do you really know it's working?
If it's not burning, it's not working.
The Commercial
The Science
Blisterine's proprietary formula penetrates deep into oral tissue, leaving behind a sensation that makes it impossible to question whether it's working.
Visible activation in progress
Mild sensitivity is normalPour a measured capful and swish for 30 seconds. You will know when it begins working.
Blisterine's clinical-strength formula reaches areas other mouthwashes are too timid to go.
Look in the mirror. If you feel it, it's working. Mild sensitivity is normal.
Use twice daily. Do not exceed recommended dosage without consulting the one dentist who endorsed this.
Clinical Results
Real users. Real results. Results that are, as medical professionals have noted, very real.
Professional Endorsement
Blisterine™ is recommended by dental professionals who appreciate repeat business.
"This product generates results I have not seen from any other mouthwash on the market. My schedule has never been fuller."
— Dr. J., DDS (Probably)
Product Benefits
You will feel Blisterine working. If you don't feel it, you used too little. Use more.
Blisterine's proprietary blend goes beyond antiseptic. It goes somewhere antiseptics have never gone before.
Reaches areas other mouthwashes consider off-limits. No surface-level clean. Blisterine commits.
One dentist has seen this product. He gave a thumbs up. We have it on video. He seemed fine.
Unlike other mouthwash brands, we tell you exactly what to expect on the label.
Clinical trials show Blisterine users visit their dentist significantly more often. Everyone wins.
IMPORTANT: Blisterine™ is a parody product created for News from the Jon. This is not a real mouthwash. Do not attempt to purchase or consume Blisterine™. Visit NewsFromTheJon.com